Now get ready for some MAJOR sarcasm...
A recent CNN.com article details the record high number of out-of-wedlock births in the United States. However, we need to keep such reports in context as to not let it destroy our faith. We need to understand that we undoubtedly cannot blame these men and women for their sexual fornication. Obviously the mockery of the holy sanctity of Christian marriage isn't their fault.
The fact that out-of-wedlock births are up 25% in last five years may not show a growing trend towards traditional Christian values but again, let's look through our distorted Religious Right glasses and see the situation for how it really appears. (Sigh...)
I think we, as God-fearing obedient Christians, all know who the real culprits are and where the blame appropriately lies...
However, I'm sure once Prop 8 gets reversed and same-sex marriage is allowed, and those wicked creatures stop conceiving out of wedlock, I'm positive that number will come down to under 5%...right?
Disclaimer - Lest any think I seriously mean any of this, please scroll down and click on the Prop 8 label link to read any of my previous 33 Prop 8 posts to see how I really feel.