Thursday, August 28, 2008

LDS Humor...How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb? It depends!

If it is the Relief Society it takes four. One to fix refreshments. One to bring the tablecloth. One to design the Center Piece, And one to screw in the light bulb.

If it is the Bishopric, forget it, they don't do light bulbs. They call a Priesthood Executive Council And delegate it to the Elders.

If it is the Elders it takes four. Three that don't show up, and One to change the bulb.

If it is the High Priests it takes four. Two to push the wheel chairs. One to handle the oxygen tank, And one to screw in the light bulb.

If it is the Home Teachers, it only takes two, But you have to wait until the end of the month.

If it is the Aaronic Priesthood, it only takes one. He holds the light bulb in the socket And the whole world revolves around him.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Science vs Religion...a logical debate between Hitchens and D'Souza

In the never-ending investigation between science/logic and religion and my attempt to reconcile the two, I have watched many formal debates on the issue. My hang-up with religionists is that they always try to combat logic and science with scripture and testimony. Why are religionists afraid of using logic to combat logic? Is religion illogical and they can’t win the debate logically and therefore must rely on scripture, testimony and emotion?

And the atheist in the debates is always a charismatic public speaker while the religionist looks like a slightly agoraphobic choirboy who can barely break monosyllabic tones. The outcome of the debates is obvious and the religionist is always slaughtered. That being said, I have found a great debate between two equally yoked opponents.

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Something a little more FAITH promoting...

After my last few blogs, I figured you all might want something a little more FAITH promoting...well, here you go:

George Michael - Faith -

Or was this just another example of #3 on my previous list?