Thursday, August 28, 2008

LDS Humor...How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb? It depends!

If it is the Relief Society it takes four. One to fix refreshments. One to bring the tablecloth. One to design the Center Piece, And one to screw in the light bulb.

If it is the Bishopric, forget it, they don't do light bulbs. They call a Priesthood Executive Council And delegate it to the Elders.

If it is the Elders it takes four. Three that don't show up, and One to change the bulb.

If it is the High Priests it takes four. Two to push the wheel chairs. One to handle the oxygen tank, And one to screw in the light bulb.

If it is the Home Teachers, it only takes two, But you have to wait until the end of the month.

If it is the Aaronic Priesthood, it only takes one. He holds the light bulb in the socket And the whole world revolves around him.


Jodi Jean said...

haha ... it's funny because there is some truth to it.

Nicole Shelby said...

i say three.

2, if they are you and chris, to debate the necessity of screwing in the lightbulb, the most efficient manner of doing it, who it will affect, if it can be delayed, and the type of lightbulb that should be used.

plus 1 to actually do it - to give you two light to hold your discussion by!


Jodi Jean said...

muuuuwwahahaha! nicole is soooo silly.

Heidi Maloy said...

I've heard it before and it's still funny, but I like Nicole's version better! She forgot to mention that it would be Nicole or me to actually change the lightbulb...